Lunch for Barack Obama?

In a moment of pure escapism, I’m curious to discover what President Obama is having for lunch today? In my humble view, Obama could use a few extra pounds on his slender frame. So without further ado, here’s Barack Obama’s lunch menu on Inauguration Day, January 22, 2013.

It’s a tasty line-up:

First course:

Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Sautéed Spinach
Sweet Potato Hay

Second course:

Hickory-Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake and Wild Huckleberry Reduction

Butternut Squash Purée
Baby Golden Beets and Green Beans
Strawberry Preserve and Red Cabbage

Third course:

Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream, Aged Cheese and Honey Maple Caramel Sauce
Artisan Cheeses

P.S.

Jason Horowitz@jasondhorowitz
The inaugural coffee memorial in front of Constitution Hall

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Trayvon Martin

Count how many of our sons don’t have surnames.

Count how many of their fathers won’t see 45.

Count all the crack fiends on your finger-toes.

Wake up my black family and raise your fists.

I saw there a slightly black guy living in the White House.

What’s going on in there?

Like a fool, I ignored the gossip news

Once Tupac, dead.

(In memory of Trayvon Martin, fatally shot, February 26, 2012. May your soul rest in peace.)

Trayvon Martin Protest – Sanford (Photo credit: werthmedia)